What the hell is this crap? We
are The Bastards, a professional multi gaming community that seeks to
maintain our professionalism, competitiveness and sense of community as
we grow both in size and in terms of new games that we expand into. We
operate on a chapter system that treats every game we deem worthy as a
sort of mini clan within a clan underneath the umbrella of The Bastards.
What do you play? Our gaming is split into 2 categories, Formal and Non Formal, Formal Chapters are where we go the extra mile and strive to be the best at that particular game, Non Formal is very simply just relaxed gaming where we get together and shoot shit, chapter applications are separate from the main app, so once your a member head over and file one for whatever interests you. We're also scouting out a few other avenues but I won't go into those here.
Formal Chapters : Planetside 2 - Connery NC - 75th Bastards Regiment - Small Unit Tactics Star Citizen - Cossack Imperium - Elite Mercenaries - Currently Restructuring How do I join your merry band? That
is very simple to answer, simply click 'Register' and make an account
up on the top right and once done you can click the 'join website'
button on the left and drop an application form that consists of some
simple questions to see if your the sort of person we're looking for,
then one of the chapter leaders will organize a time to interview you
and ask you a couple more simple questions over teamspeak to ensure you
are the right fit for us and vise verse.
What sort of suckers people are you after?
Straight up, we're trying to build a champion team, not a team of
champions, 1 out of 10 guys pack the gear to serve as a Bastard, we want
to skip over the other 9, they are a waste of time and effort. We've
done our dash with sooks, undedicated chumps, and people who expect us
to wipe their bum for them. We want dedicated men with a fire in their
belly and know that to become the best isn't easy, ya gotta work at it
constantly, and it requires every member of the team working in unison
to achieve it, not just guys blindly following. That being said we
militantly refuse to take ourselves seriously and expect potential
members to have a sense of humor.
When do you play?
Scheduled sessions are on a per chapter basis, though we have people in
game outside of scheduled sessions also, we were founded by an
Australian but the bulk of our members are American, so name a time of
day, someone is usually shooting something.
Why are you called The Bastards?
Even though we are all gamers who like tactical and professional play
when on a scheduled session we are also all scoundrels and like to
intersperse sessions and the forums with as many bad jokes as possible
when things are quiet, but when things start to heat up again we get
straight back into business. If I was gonna cliche it a bit I'd say we
aim for a 'relaxed atmosphere but a professional attitude'.
What if I'm from another Clan?
Very simply go up to the top bar and click 'Ambassador App', when
approved you will have access to an ambassador only section of the
forums where we can negotiate.
(Note, this module only appears for guests, there is also a different top bar for members)
Orite lads, Rat's stepped up and decided to take a couple mid week sessions which suits me just fine. He's volunteered to handle Tuesday and Thursday 3-5pm PST, so if your up and about at that time, get on and wrassle some gaters with him, and as usual, I'll be on most days at about 7pm PST give or take. May try edge that back to 5 Tuesdays and Thursdays so I can tag team with Rat, but we'll see eh, gotta shake this insomnia before I commit too strongly to any given schedule, but ey, I'm working on it, insomnias a cunt, oh yeah, and don't forget to get along to a random games night, try n get together n play something OTHER than PS2, just jump on TS3 n holla at someone, you'll figure it out. New schedule is as follows, CHEERS LADS!
Ratlan -3-5pm PST Tuesday and Thursday AceRimmer -7-9pm PST Friday AceRimmer - Basic training (if theres enough guys on to run it) 6-7pm PST Saturday boldeagle3 -7-9pm PST Saturday Random Games Night -7-??? PST Sunday and Wednesday
Got a combined op planned for Saturday at 7pm PST. Be there and be on time, this ones gonna be massive.
Just put the word out about an hour ago. So far it looks like it may be RNGA/CSTB/OSS1/TUBB/NT for platoon level, though that list will be updated tomorrow once I've heard back from a couple more crews. Also planning to try and coordinate a few crews for inter platoon coordination, could be anywhere from 24-48 guys running around all under one banner, coordinating with a few other groups of a similar size. Like I said, its gonna be a big one so get on, you don't wanna miss it.
Also, I would really appreciate someone streaming if anyone wants to volunteer?
Essentially I'm scheduled for Friday, bolds scheduled for Saturday, and I've scheduled training for an hour before the Saturday session, this way recruits should be able to go from training to tagging along with bolds session. Essentially if there is enough cadets ready to be trained present then training will commence, if not we'll just shoot shit and wait for bold to get on. Further emphasis will be put on training very soon, gonna clear out any filthy casuals from the roster, then look at refining whats there, then we build on it.
Looking for more people to book in time slots, Ratlan says he's keen to be scheduled and will get back to me once he figures it out, TheBroYouNeed too has been running a lot of squads, will see if I can get something of a schedule form him too. Any more volunteers are more than merrier.
I'll be on most days at about 7pm PST give or take, I really need a strong core of regulars to build around when I'm running open squads because it makes building discipline much, much easier, so do me a favor, and get on around that time next couple weeks so I can do some recruiting.
Scheduled random game nights for Wednesday and Sunday, essentially get on TS3 around that time and holla, we'll figure out something to play, Payday 2, CoH2, War Thunder, whatever we feel like at the time.
Early next week got something planned so stay tuned.
Another favorite now has 'smart casual' on the door,a few more proper pubs died out, whats happening to this country? If this country doesn't stop turning into a bunch of cardigan wearing, polite, sissy's, I'm gonna punch it's head in.
I just read a 38 comment argument on youtube. Guess what! It was a massive rant about console being better than pc in every way. Nothing better than knowing people wasted their time over something so obvious yet pointless.
kicked a bit of ass tonight, killed a MAX all by myself i feel special. i had 5 guys standing next to me while we tried to defend a complex from a TR clan that was ghost capping all of amerish. managed to get myself 100 certs within 20 min.
Honestly, I borderline prefer my $10 750ml regular stuff, it has a warmer rather than sharper taste to it, though this one does have a much cleaner aftertaste, either one smashes the $12 for 2 liter rubbish though. Oh well, back to Beer.
Just bought a $35 500ml bottle of Muscat, considering the stuff I normally get is $10 and 750ml and damn tasty this is gonna be smooth as silk and warm as a blanket. Port is brilliant. =D. I got other stuff too but nothing out of the ordinary.
Yeah but while they 40% pop we're 30%, and we're copping 2/3rds of both the TR and VS forces, log in every day for a month, look at the map n see man. Amount of times I've seen no action on the TR/VS front is BS. Suits me fine though,its more even =P
I just recently had my 1 year anniversary at my place of employment. I carried over 40hrs of vacay from last year, and was expecting another 40 this year for a total of 80hrs. I now have 200hrs of vacation time, 5 weeks....I love my job.
Had a helluva fun sesh, was doing combined ops with TueT, also been getting some good recruits lately, whole bunch of Officer material, combined with our latestoverhaul and a possible merger with TTOL I'm feeling pretty good about where we're headed.
Fuckin right they looking good, didn't have Caddy, Christensen or Motlop running havoc through the midfield either, bout time the young guns started standing up and working for their their spots. And damn that Hunts got pepper, he'll be a mean one.
FUCK YEAH! Was chatting to the support dude trying to figure out what the hell is wrong with it, he mentioned he was NC, showed him Baron Von Reaverton our mascot, he gave me $10 of SC! What an awesome bloke!
I propose that wet fart become a unit of measurement for weight, when you can feel it (and smell it), the air is thicker or whatever, smell sorta 'hangs around', but good luck trying to literally measure a difference.
Just went n saw the new captain america movie (wasn't bad btw), shook the bottle of apple juice I took at the lass collecting 3d goggles 'man lucky I bought this empty bottle, nearly missed part of the move', walking out took sip 'hey its still warm'
Maybe if I played all 3 factions, probably the only time I'll say this, lower (baby). And mind you the Aussie Dollar was stronger than the piddly-ass US Dollar as recently as like a year ago. And I'm talkin AUD,real money, not paper monopoly money.
I can say I'll be on for short periods of time. It starts to overheat on I hit the hour mark during a session. Don't worry about suggestions, I won't miss a single attribute of this piece of shit Alienware.
I might show up for a quick session to dish out some pain. My current system overheats and lags once I hit an hour into my gameplay. If I do I'll be using xXoBeastXx which is my don't give a shit account.