What the hell is this crap? We
are The Bastards, a professional multi gaming community that seeks to
maintain our professionalism, competitiveness and sense of community as
we grow both in size and in terms of new games that we expand into. We
operate on a chapter system that treats every game we deem worthy as a
sort of mini clan within a clan underneath the umbrella of The Bastards.
What do you play? Our gaming is split into 2 categories, Formal and Non Formal, Formal Chapters are where we go the extra mile and strive to be the best at that particular game, Non Formal is very simply just relaxed gaming where we get together and shoot shit, chapter applications are separate from the main app, so once your a member head over and file one for whatever interests you. We're also scouting out a few other avenues but I won't go into those here.
Formal Chapters : Planetside 2 - Connery NC - 75th Bastards Regiment - Small Unit Tactics Star Citizen - Cossack Imperium - Elite Mercenaries - Currently Restructuring How do I join your merry band? That
is very simple to answer, simply click 'Register' and make an account
up on the top right and once done you can click the 'join website'
button on the left and drop an application form that consists of some
simple questions to see if your the sort of person we're looking for,
then one of the chapter leaders will organize a time to interview you
and ask you a couple more simple questions over teamspeak to ensure you
are the right fit for us and vise verse.
What sort of suckers people are you after?
Straight up, we're trying to build a champion team, not a team of
champions, 1 out of 10 guys pack the gear to serve as a Bastard, we want
to skip over the other 9, they are a waste of time and effort. We've
done our dash with sooks, undedicated chumps, and people who expect us
to wipe their bum for them. We want dedicated men with a fire in their
belly and know that to become the best isn't easy, ya gotta work at it
constantly, and it requires every member of the team working in unison
to achieve it, not just guys blindly following. That being said we
militantly refuse to take ourselves seriously and expect potential
members to have a sense of humor.
When do you play?
Scheduled sessions are on a per chapter basis, though we have people in
game outside of scheduled sessions also, we were founded by an
Australian but the bulk of our members are American, so name a time of
day, someone is usually shooting something.
Why are you called The Bastards?
Even though we are all gamers who like tactical and professional play
when on a scheduled session we are also all scoundrels and like to
intersperse sessions and the forums with as many bad jokes as possible
when things are quiet, but when things start to heat up again we get
straight back into business. If I was gonna cliche it a bit I'd say we
aim for a 'relaxed atmosphere but a professional attitude'.
What if I'm from another Clan?
Very simply go up to the top bar and click 'Ambassador App', when
approved you will have access to an ambassador only section of the
forums where we can negotiate.
(Note, this module only appears for guests, there is also a different top bar for members)
I been crook for the past couple weeks so I been a bit slacker than normal, on the up n out at the moment though. Don't sweat will be back on usual pace before ya know it. Big, big plans on the way lads, stay tuned ite.
Getting ready for a recruitment spree and restructuring, but beforehand need to do an 'AWOL member cleanout', for one reason or another these people gone awol and ain't been on much if at all, giving some of the former regulars a chance to give a reason as to why they should not be removed as they've earned at least a chance to speak their piece. If there is no response soon they will be marked as MIA or be deleted.
Aight, don't ask how this came about, you don't wanna know. 7pm PDT Saturday, we're doing proximity karaoke singing Bohemian Rhapsody at Amerish Warpgate, right in the center. Be on early, I'll be forming up at 6.30pm PDT, we'll do some Lib/Reaver/Harrasser runs while waiting or something. Should only take 5-10 minutes, but it'll be fun, AVE IT SLAGS.
And yo, have no shame, worrying about what other people think is weakness so go ahead, make a fool of yourself, top of the lungs ladies, will be good for a giggle.
Was gonna put this off until the new PS2 training regime is up but I changed my mind, I know I just dragged ya from TS3 into in game not long ago to do some recruiting (and its been working wonders) but gonna start dragging people over from in game into TS3 again one person at a time, to save me putting a boot up your ass, run through this when ya got a couple spare minutes : www.thebastards-clan.com/teamspeak
Once we get some decent traffic back on there we're going to kick off an RTS chapter and start recruiting on forums again, we'll have recruits streaming in from Planetside 2, Star Citizen, RTS's and general recruitment all headed onto that TS3 so get on there n help me kick it off, because I need some traffic on there in the first place to build around.
And yo, don't be shy either, head over there and say hello to people, be a smartass, organize game sesh's with people, whatever, between us we should be able to build a pretty kickass crowd eh. I got some devious schemes cooking too so stay tuned.
I just read a 38 comment argument on youtube. Guess what! It was a massive rant about console being better than pc in every way. Nothing better than knowing people wasted their time over something so obvious yet pointless.
kicked a bit of ass tonight, killed a MAX all by myself i feel special. i had 5 guys standing next to me while we tried to defend a complex from a TR clan that was ghost capping all of amerish. managed to get myself 100 certs within 20 min.
Honestly, I borderline prefer my $10 750ml regular stuff, it has a warmer rather than sharper taste to it, though this one does have a much cleaner aftertaste, either one smashes the $12 for 2 liter rubbish though. Oh well, back to Beer.
Just bought a $35 500ml bottle of Muscat, considering the stuff I normally get is $10 and 750ml and damn tasty this is gonna be smooth as silk and warm as a blanket. Port is brilliant. =D. I got other stuff too but nothing out of the ordinary.
Yeah but while they 40% pop we're 30%, and we're copping 2/3rds of both the TR and VS forces, log in every day for a month, look at the map n see man. Amount of times I've seen no action on the TR/VS front is BS. Suits me fine though,its more even =P
I just recently had my 1 year anniversary at my place of employment. I carried over 40hrs of vacay from last year, and was expecting another 40 this year for a total of 80hrs. I now have 200hrs of vacation time, 5 weeks....I love my job.
Had a helluva fun sesh, was doing combined ops with TueT, also been getting some good recruits lately, whole bunch of Officer material, combined with our latestoverhaul and a possible merger with TTOL I'm feeling pretty good about where we're headed.
Fuckin right they looking good, didn't have Caddy, Christensen or Motlop running havoc through the midfield either, bout time the young guns started standing up and working for their their spots. And damn that Hunts got pepper, he'll be a mean one.
FUCK YEAH! Was chatting to the support dude trying to figure out what the hell is wrong with it, he mentioned he was NC, showed him Baron Von Reaverton our mascot, he gave me $10 of SC! What an awesome bloke!
I propose that wet fart become a unit of measurement for weight, when you can feel it (and smell it), the air is thicker or whatever, smell sorta 'hangs around', but good luck trying to literally measure a difference.
Just went n saw the new captain america movie (wasn't bad btw), shook the bottle of apple juice I took at the lass collecting 3d goggles 'man lucky I bought this empty bottle, nearly missed part of the move', walking out took sip 'hey its still warm'
Maybe if I played all 3 factions, probably the only time I'll say this, lower (baby). And mind you the Aussie Dollar was stronger than the piddly-ass US Dollar as recently as like a year ago. And I'm talkin AUD,real money, not paper monopoly money.
I can say I'll be on for short periods of time. It starts to overheat on I hit the hour mark during a session. Don't worry about suggestions, I won't miss a single attribute of this piece of shit Alienware.
I might show up for a quick session to dish out some pain. My current system overheats and lags once I hit an hour into my gameplay. If I do I'll be using xXoBeastXx which is my don't give a shit account.
Just went n saw the new 300 movie, first of all, barely strung together fight scenes no more than 10 minutes apart which was brilliant, secondly I've neither made nor heard so many sick jokes in such a short space of time in my entire life
'dont kill her she's perfectly rapable', 'she's got those spikes on her back cause she heard the greeks were coming, didnt want to get butt fucked', 'he stabbed her so there'd be a self lubricating entry wound', they were some of the tamer examples.
Not a problem corvo, sometimes its unavoidable that the petty things like families, work and education get in the way of the important things, beer, women and computer games. Oh and you'll appreciate this :[link]